Magical Captions for Harry Potter for Instagram Photos

A photo may be worth 1,000 words... but a witty caption can speak for itself, too!

Although I'm still working on my photography skills, one of my favorite things about Instagram is that writing captions give you an opportunity to think creatively. Some people may look at coming up with a caption as a chore or silly, but I genuinely enjoy the process to come up with one.

So I thought today I'd share some captions related to Harry Potter!

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punny captions

"Any way you wand it, that's the way you need it."

"Resting witch face."

"When you witch upon a star."

"The witch is back."

"All wands on deck."

"Girls just wand to have fun."

"Boo you Horcrux."

"Witch better have my money."

"'Cause, baby, now we got muuudblood."

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"I'm a basic witch."

"Every trick in the spellbook."

"Dressed to the 9 3⁄4."

"I got 99 problems and a Snitch ain't one."

"But first, let me take an elfie."

"Be the change you witch to see."

"Be careful what you witch for."

"It ain't over until the Fat Lady sings."

"We're ready to troll."

"Standing broom only."

"Believe it or Knut."

"Spell ya later!"

"I never miss a beat, I'm lightning on my feet."

"Just a Wizard girl, living in a Muggle world, she took the Hogwarts train going anywhere..."

"Semi-charmed kind of life." 

"Rolling with my gnomies."

"Every little thing she does is magic."

"Naughty ☐ Nice ☐ Mischief managed ☑️"

"Get in loser, we're going to Hogwarts."

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food + drink captions

"Spell the tea."

"The butterbeer effect."

"Champagne tastes on a butterbeer budget."

"Hold my butterbeer."

"Ron appétit."

"A knuckle Sandwitch."

"Champagne for my real Firenze."

"We're playing with firewhisky."

"It's mimOsa, not mimoSA."

"Cheers, witches."

"Out of the frying pan, into the firewhisky."

"Tastes as good as it spells."

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house + character captions

"Gryffindor-sed."

"Quoth the Ravenclaw."

"Every day I'm Hufflepuff-ing."

"Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is: Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow. Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is. Everything I do, I do it big."

"Eat, drink, and be Harry."

"Keep calm and Harry on."

"Harry, Harry, quite contrary."

"Granger danger."

"Live Granger-ously."

"Ron voyage."

"If this is Ron, I don't want to be right."

"The right place at the Ron time."

"Two Rons don't make a right."

"As one Dumbledore closes, another one opens."

"All Snapes and sizes."

"The Snapes of wrath."

"The Neville wears Prada."

"Neville's advocate."

"It's now or Neville."

"McGonagall's well that ends well."

"Potter calling the kettle Black."

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"You're so George-ous, I can't say anything to your face."

"Keep your Firenze close and your enemies closer."

"They see me Rowling, they hating."

"Rowling out the red carpet."

"Rocking and Rowling."

"Rowling with my gnomies."

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quotes for captions

"Can we find all this in London? If you know where to go!" (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

"Yeh'll have a great time at Hogwarts — I did — still do, 'smatter of fact." (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

"Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

"It does not do to well on dreams and forget to live." (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

"She needs to sort out her priorities." (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

“Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!” (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

"Best to do it at a bit of a run if you're nervous." (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

"... The next great adventure." (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

"See why I’ve got to go back? I don’t belong here. I belong in your world, at Hogwarts." (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

"When in doubt, go to the library." (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

"You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it." (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

"Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be 'follow the butterflies'?" (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

"He’ll never be gone. Not as long as those who remain are loyal to him." (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

"Don't let the Muggles get you down." (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

"I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

"Mischief managed." (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

"Why don't we go and have a butterbeer in the Three Broomsticks?" (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"Our readers love a rebel." (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"No good sittin' worryin' abou' it. What’s comin' will come, an' we’ll meet it when it does." (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"Have a biscuit, Potter." (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

"From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

"I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban. I could break out, of course -- but what a waste of time, and frankly, I can think of a whole host of things I would rather be doing." (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

"The thing about growing up with Fred and George is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve." (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

"It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Tom." (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

"Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young." (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

"Let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure." (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)

"I am not worried, Harry. I am with you." (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)

"You said it once before, that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. We've had time, haven't we? We're with you whatever happens.” (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)

"Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"You'll stay with me?" "Until the very end." (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"Harry, you wonderful boy. You brave, brave man." (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

I hope these help spark your own creativity!

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