100+ Disney Captions for Your Next Trip to the Most Magical Place on Earth

If you follow me or my travel account on Instagram, it's no surprise to you that I love a good caption.

And since one of my most popular posts is my Harry Potter captions, it's clear I'm not the only one who appreciates puns and plays-on-words!

So today I thought it'd be fun to share some captions for all things Disney!

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Don't forget to check out my travel diary for Disney World!

magic kingdom... aka Disney princesses

You miss 100% of the castles you don't see

You like my ears? Gee thanks, just bought 'em!

Smiling from ear to ear.

Ho🏰e

The Walt in our stars

Taking life with a grain of Walt

We're Walt in this together

Waltogether now

Walternate universe

Ears: Etsy (affiliate link) | Sunglasses: Illesteva (affiliate link) | "Fairy godmother" tank top: Etsy (affiliate link)

Bringing down the mouse

Get your Minnie's worth

For love or Minnie

So Kissimmee and bring me to Disney

Don't stop believing

Oh Mickey you're so fine

If lost, return to Disney

I've got 99 problems, and a trip to Disney solves all of them

I'm in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I'm just at Disney

Just a small town girl, living in a Disney World

Ears: Etsy (affiliate link) | Sunglasses: Illesteva (affiliate link) | "Fairy godmother" tank top: Etsy (affiliate link) | Shorts: BLANK NYC | Fanny pack: Walmart (affiliate link) | Shoes: Allbirds (affiliate link)

The mountains are calling, and I must go... to Splash, Thunder, and Space

I want to see mountains again, Gandalf, mountains... Splash, Thunder, and Space!

Some people are worth melting in the [Florida/California/Disney] heat for

Eat, sleep, Disney, repeat

Talk Disney to me

Cinderella is proof that new shoes really can change your life

In pixie dust we trust

Just like Peter Pan, Disney World never gets old

Hello, is it Smee you're looking for?

Hook, line, and sinker, I'm yours

Dinglehopper hair don't care

Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?

I wanna be where the people are (OR, perhaps more appropriately for Disney crowds: I wanna be where the people aren't)


Near, Jafar, wherever youu are

For the Belle of it

Last but not Beast

Disney is a whole different Belle game

If it ain't baroque, don't fix it

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, don't say it, 'cause I know I'm cute

I can go the distance

You gotta be Cruella to be kind

Pooh and far between

A dream come Pooh

The Tigger, the better

Is this life, or is this Fantasia?

The bippity boppity BOO! crew


hollywood studios... aka star wars!

Chewie, we're home

Princess Leia is my favorite Disney princess

All's fair in love and Star Wars

For whom the Rebel tolls

All for one and Obi-Wan for all

When you wish upon a Death Star...

Wookie of the Year

Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

Don't want none unless you got Leia buns (OR: Don't want none unless you got buns, hun)

I've got a good feeling about this

Looking for love in Alderaan places

Hello from the Dark Siiiiiiiiiiide

To be or Kenobi, that is the question

Ears: Etsy (gifted, similar here — affiliate link) | Sunglasses: Illesteva (affiliate link| "Fairy godmother" shirt: Etsy (affiliate link) | Shorts: BLANK NYC | Fanny pack: Walmart (affiliate link| Shoes: Adidas (affiliate link)

Lost without Chew

Maul's fair in love and war

Putting the “sis” in "Rise Of The Resistance"

Rising to the occasion

I'm on Galaxy's Edge of glory

Some like it Hoth

Karma's on your scent like a bounty hunter


Look to my right and I see the Hollywood sign

You’ve just crossed over into… The Twilight Zone.

In the Zone just like Britney

Once upon a time in Hollywood Studios

There seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere

I can’t stop [NAME OF CHILD/CHILDREN] from growing up. But I wouldn’t miss it for the world


epcot

Buzzed all light year

Globe big or go home

Started from the bottom, now I'm sphere

Having a great time, wish you were sphere!

Having a ball at Epcot

When I sip, you sip, we sip

You can't sip with us

Sip, sip, hooray!

Sip-a-dee do da, sip-a-dee aye.

Sipping beauty

When you wish upon a bar...

Hahaha I don't think I'm looking at the camera... whooops

I look at you, and I’m home

World traveler status

Cheers to beers and spheres

Cheers, beers, ears, and spheres

I gave into sphere pressure

The bigger they are, the harder they ball

Let me share this whole new world with you

We're soarin', flyin', there's not a star in heaven that we can't reach if we're tryin', so we're breakin' free

Ears: Etsy (gifted, similar here — affiliate link) | Sunglasses: Illesteva (affiliate link| "Fairy godmother" shirt: Etsy (affiliate link) | Shorts: BLANK NYC | Fanny pack: Walmart (affiliate link| Shoes: Adidas (affiliate link)

Bippity, boppity, booze

Finding vino

Wine flies when you're having fun

Great minds drink alike

Put on your drinking cap

Drink and you'll miss it

In the drink of an eye

Back that glass up

Sip me, baby, one more wine


animal kingdom

You herd it here first

You herd the rumors from Inez

Say you'll see me again even if it's just in your wildest dreams

Where the wild things are

I don't have any Animal Kingdom photos so these will have to do!

I knew you were trouble when you walked in, now I'm lion on the cold hard ground

Putting it all on the lion

Walking the lion like Johnny Cash

I saw the lion, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the lion

I wish this ride line would Mufasa

Truth be told I miss you, and truth be told I'm lion

Gimme, gimme (more), gimme (more), gimme, gimme (ROAR)

I've got the eye of the tiger

I've got the moves like jaguar

I came, I dinosaur-ed, I conquered

A sight for dino-saur eyes

Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures


Whatcha gonna do with all that trunk 🐘 

"Mister Frodo! Look! It's an Oliphant! No one at home will believe this."

Why fit in when you were born to stand out? 🦩 

Think pink

I gotta flamin-go my own way

Zero flocks given

Party like a flock star

Fl'amigos

Ears: Etsy (affiliate link) | Ring: Walmart (affiliate link) | Nail polish: Essie "Smokin Hot" (affiliate link)

Also, as a bonus... here are my 3 favorite place to buy Disney ears!
  1. CraftyOliviaCuties (affiliate link)
  2. EnchantedAlexandra (affiliate link)
  3. CutestLittleParty (affiliate link)

I hope this helps you find a caption... or maybe even come up with one on your own!

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